Skanky-ass HOAs

So-- I went to the last homeowner's association meeting thinking that they were going to chastise me for having a ferris wheel on my porch. Turns out they're more concerned with cleaning the acrylic globes on the light posts. I said my piece, defended my right to have a ferris wheel and all associated bearded ladies, and they hardly batted an eye. I could have told them I'm building ICBMs on my balcony, they wouldn't have cared.